Firearms.
Handguns,
pistols,
rifles,
shotguns,
etc.
Oooo!
Even the words THRILL me!
My recent desire for, and enjoyment of guns, surprises even me. After all, I am one of those women who loves to bake... I like to garden, -you know, veggies, herbs, and pretty flowers. I wear skirts a lot and never go anywhere without make-up on. I get excited over cute shoes and I think babies and little children are so very sweet. I like to write, do research, and read. Most people consider me to be a quiet, seriously-minded woman. (Oh, how little they know me... hehehe.) So... Guns? Seems a little out of character for me.
I got my first little taste for shooting at a youth group leader's house as a teenager. I was a dismal failure at it. I remember I landed on my tush and had a sore shoulder for over a week. I didn't have another opportunity to shoot again until last fall when my youngest son taught me how to shoot a .22 rifle. Shortly thereafter, a friend showed me her .22 pistol....
oh my...
that was it...
Recently, I took an handgun safety course and FINALLY got to fire Bertha. (She is a mean looking girl, I had to give her a tough name! ~smile)
Need I say it? I have found a new obsession...
I just love the feel of firing a gun. It is like a power rush! And, I hope you don't think I'm TOO weird but....I absolutely love the smell of gun powder.
Yeah, I'm sure Ms. O'Donnell would NOT approve. I'm sure she would give me a stern lecture and try to convince all the... bees.... to boycott.... my garden....
but that is just fine with me.
After all,
Ted Nugent is much cooler than she is.
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